Math Lessons

My Favorite Subject

Why are they making Math so complicated?  IF they only have designed Math simpler back then i would have become an Engineer instead of taking business courses!!

Life right now would have been different... 

Monday Blues

Man vs. Woman

The Real Deal " True or False" its you choice!

Read below..

Man Vs. Woman a match made by Heaven Lords.
Read the truth and Reality...


MEN AND WOMEN COMPARED NICKNAMES:
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

EATING OUT:
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50.
None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.

BATHROOMS:
A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, comb, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS:
Women love cats. Men say they love cats,
but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.

DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men to the eyes of Women

Do you believe in this??  I think for some women they think men is evolving from Ape to Pig and if you are one of those women who think this way, better yet find a new man every decade this way you can escape being miserable when your men reach the pig era.  But hey maybe not all men will become a pig when they grow old. I think... when im old i will let you know...

Know your Women!

If women ruled the world ...

Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.

PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.

Men would get reputations for sleeping around.

Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.

A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.

Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.

Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity

"Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models.

Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.

Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit.

Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks"

Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made.

Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas.

Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.

Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit".

Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments

Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.

Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car.

All toilet seats would be nailed down.

Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers.

TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute.

All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator

During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds

Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly.

After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot.

For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks.

I wanna be a bar tender!

Out on a blind date with a nice but otherwise kind of conservative guy, I happened to notice that one of the waiters at the restaurant was so pogi and incredibly hot looking . On my way to the ladies’ room, I ran into him. He bumped me slightly and smiled. I just kept my composure, went back to my table and spent the rest of dinner making eyes at him. After a couple of sangrias, I excused myself again from my date to go to the bathroom. The waiter came over and said that he’d been waiting for me. I held the bathroom door open and said, “Well, come in then.” We went inside and locked the door. It was so thrilling! He kissed me torridly while slowly removing my T-back. We did it right then and there. Periodically, I would stop the action and say, “Wait, I am on a date!” which only made us more excited. We exchanged numbers, and I went back to the table to thank my poor, patient date and explain that we just weren’t compatible. I went home alone that night, but boy, was I happy!

Stupid Loser!

A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Ninong Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his kumpare, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You bastard!" says the husband, "My wife's having a heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house naked scaring the kids?"

Greedy

A young man goes into a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist, “Could you give me a condom? I’m going to my girlfriend’s house for dinner and I might get lucky!” The pharmacist gives him the condom, but as the young man is going out, he returns and says: “Give me another condom. My girlfriend’s sister is very cute ad she always crosses her legs provocatively when she sees me. I might get lucky with her, too.  ”As the boy leaves again he turns back and says: “I need one more condom. My girlfriend’s mom is still pretty cute and she always makes eye contact. I think she is expecting me to make a move!” During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, “Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you gave us.” A minute later the boy is still praying; “Thank you, Lord, for your kindness.” Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying while still keeping his head down.

Finally, his girlfriend gets closer to the boy and whispers in his ear, “I didn’t know you were so religious.” To which the boy replies, “I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist!

Naughty Kids

On our childhood we are always curious on what adults are doing and listening to what they are saying, because of these we became curious and we want to try everything we heard from them.   Now, look at these two curious Boy and Girl who thinks getting naked and going in the top of a girl can make them feel good, probably they heard these from the Television or to their Parents.                                                               

Morale of the story always be cautious what to tell your children and children around you.

Doctors Advice

When i grow up i want to be a doctor.  

Kid let me till you three options that you can choose.

1. Be a Dentist - You can always till who is doing the BJ. Because you find fragments on their teeths.

2. Be a Pedia and you can examine any organs you want.

3. Be an Eye Doctor and you can see anything you want.

4. Be a sperm doctor and see who is poor on their sex life.

 Now what is your choice?

Funny Stuff: Adult Jokes

Funny Stuff: Adult Jokes: 1. Becareful of Bears who brings Cigarette with them... 2. Don't cheat in front of your children or you will be caught in no time... 3. Ho...

Adult Jokes

1. Becareful of Bears who brings Cigarette with them...

2. Don't cheat in front of your children or you will be caught in no time...

3. Hot Mommy

Bad Communication flow

1. Asking for information to your colleague via email even if he is just on the other side.

" Another example is calling the person via Phone even if you are on the same floor"

* I know someone like this.. hahaha

2. Presenting a flow chart can make the life of the employee stressful and eventually get them out of focus.

* We always have this in our workplace...  Need to be more creative to keep the attention of my colleague.

3. When someone is mad at you but you don't even have one clue of what is going on...

* This is when you have plenty of women in your life....Agree??

Top 5 Management Style

This is the reasons of nonproductivity in the workplace.

Question is Where do you belong?

CEO's should take note.

1. Reason: Boss is away.. Invisible Management.

2. Sensitivity to work environment! Stupid Management..

3. Hiring the wrong person for the job.. Blind Management..

4. The second most important factor! failure to provide coffee.. Starbucks Management..

5. This is the No.1 reason!!! Baby Management..

If you like me to provide more reasons then please leave your comments...

Work Life Balance

To those people who are career driven read through all the scenarios and for sure we can learn one or two strategies in keeping our Job and be happy with it.

- J. Hunter

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED!

People who will see this pictures will definitely realize the sick truth about todays generation, sometimes remembering how you live in the past will bring you wisdome on how to look at the future and be able to correct the mistakes that our generation is doing.

So take a setback and relax!